Aston Villa are out of the FA Cup at the hands of Manchester City, but one thing will never change.
Fabian Delph will always be a snake and Aston Villa fans will always mock him. Why not join in and appreciate these songs I have taken care of writing and composing in honour of the cold-blooded reptile?
. @7500toHolte I'm going to have so much fun today. #avfc pic.twitter.com/FIjOZeCOWc— James Rushton (@Jamorushton) January 30, 2016
The Throne Room instrumental of the Star Wars saga represents Delph perfectly, selling himself out in the hope a princess will wrap a medal around his scaly neck.
I'm not done yet #avfc pic.twitter.com/fvFyA8BouW— James Rushton (@Jamorushton) January 30, 2016
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound? Truly, how sweet - like the blood Fabian Delph's contract is signed with.
. @7500toHolte this may be my masterpiece #avfc #avfcvmcfc pic.twitter.com/12hol1xqWx— James Rushton (@Jamorushton) January 30, 2016
The childish rhythm of 'Hickory Dickory Dock' perfectly matches Delph's childish attempt at feigning loyalty.
No - I'm not bitter at all.