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Watch: A selection of songs in honour of Fabian Delph

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Please, dim the lights and turn your sound up and the mute off.

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Aston Villa are out of the FA Cup at the hands of Manchester City, but one thing will never change.

Fabian Delph will always be a snake and Aston Villa fans will always mock him. Why not join in and appreciate these songs I have taken care of writing and composing in honour of the cold-blooded reptile?

The Throne Room instrumental of the Star Wars saga represents Delph perfectly, selling himself out in the hope a princess will wrap a medal around his scaly neck.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound? Truly, how sweet - like the blood Fabian Delph's contract is signed with.

The childish rhythm of 'Hickory Dickory Dock' perfectly matches Delph's childish attempt at feigning loyalty.

No - I'm not bitter at all.