Aston Villa are out of the FA Cup at the hands of Manchester City, but one thing will never change.
Fabian Delph will always be a snake and Aston Villa fans will always mock him. Why not join in and appreciate these songs I have taken care of writing and composing in honour of the cold-blooded reptile?
The Throne Room instrumental of the Star Wars saga represents Delph perfectly, selling himself out in the hope a princess will wrap a medal around his scaly neck.
Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound? Truly, how sweet - like the blood Fabian Delph's contract is signed with.
The childish rhythm of 'Hickory Dickory Dock' perfectly matches Delph's childish attempt at feigning loyalty.
No - I'm not bitter at all.