They say a picture speaks a thousand words, so I'll let the below image, of Gabby Agbonlahor's first half touches against Tottenham do the talking. Remember that two of these touches were the kick off, where you literally can't avoid the ball.
This man is a professional footballer. He gets paid more in a week than you will in 3 years. There is no way that Remi Garde will find this acceptable at all and neither should you. You must do better Gabby.
*Credit to WhoScored.com
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