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“Who are Aston Villa playing today,” I asked, innocently.
“Wednesday,” my friend replied.
“No, who are they playing.”
“Wednesday.”
“No, they’re playing today, and today is Saturday. I would like to know which team they are playing against.”
“Ah!” said my friend. “I see wherein lies the confusion. Because Aston Villa are playing Wednesday.”
At this point I slapped my friend. This was no time for japing. I needed this information. I needed to know who Aston Villa were playing, when it was happening, and where I could follow along. “Just tell me what I need to know!”
My friend trembled. “Aston Villa play Wednesday, and if you don’t believe me and need that information, just read below this.”
I did, and I found everything I needed.
UTV!
Location: Villa Park, Birmingham, England
Kick-off time: 3 PM BST, 10 AM Eastern, 7 AM Pacific
Available TV: None
Available streaming: None
Available radio: BBC WM 95.6 FM (not online), AVTV (If audio doesn’t work, try using Safari)
Other listings are available from livesoccertv.com.
Aston Villa squad
Team news: Here are our Lions for #AVLSHW...
— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) March 11, 2017
Play well, guys. ️⚽️ pic.twitter.com/m6dn20FyrE
Sheffield Wednesday squad
TEAM NEWS: Here's how we line-up v @AVFCOfficial #swfcLIVE pic.twitter.com/uicEVLF0Mu
— Sheffield Wednesday (@swfc) March 11, 2017