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Alright Aston Villa. Win this one, at least. You apparently want to draw everything. But please. PLEASE. Please beat Newcastle. Because as I mentioned last week, I hate Newcastle United. I don’t know why, either. Last year when we started, I was very neutral about them. How can I hate a club that does so little?
But then their fans started chirping, and being annoying. And all this despite the fact that Newcastle were the only club who couldn’t beat Aston Villa in the Premier League. And then their fans blamed us for their team being miserable. And GOD I really dislike them now. What a heel turn.
So please, Villa. You can resume your general malaise in a few days. But today just beat these jerks from the North. Make their fans sad and angry. And God grant me the power to block and mute all of them on twitter after they get all riled up about what I’ve just typed.
You’ll find details of the match, a live twitter feed, and lineups below. UTV!
Location: Villa Park, Birmingham, England
Kick-off time: 5:30 PM GMT, 12:30 PM Eastern, 9:30 AM Pacific
Available TV: Sky Sports 1 (UK)
Available streaming: beIN SPORTS CONNECT, fuboTV (allows you to stream beIN in the US and Canada. You can sign up here for $6.99), Sky GO (UK)
Available radio: BBC WM 95.6 FM (not online), AVTV (If audio doesn’t work, try using Safari)
Other listings are available from livesoccertv.com.
Aston Villa squad
Team line-up: Here’s the first XI + subs for today’s game with @NUFC. UTV! #AVFC #AVLNEW pic.twitter.com/yUprtK78wC
— Aston Villa FC (@AVFCOfficial) September 24, 2016
Newcastle United squad
TEAM NEWS: Here's how Newcastle United will line up at Aston Villa today (kick-off 5:30pm BST). #NUFC pic.twitter.com/CHKD1RSI2a
— Newcastle United FC (@NUFC) September 24, 2016