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August 31: After Joleon Lescott’s move to Leeds United breaks down, he remains at Aston Villa. He "accidentally" butt tweets a picture of a Lexus.
September 24: Lescott is left out of Aston Villa’s matchday squad against Newcastle United. During the match, he butt tweets a picture of a 1987 Ford Taurus.
November 8: Lescott is loaned out to Crawley Town until January. He butt tweets a picture of a segway.
December 26: Lescott is sent off in Crawley’s Boxing Day fixture against Leyton Orient. He butt tweets a picture of a bicycle.
January 1: Lescott returns from loan, but still cannot get in the matchday squad. He butt tweets a picture of a child’s tricycle.
March 14: Lescott is sent to train with the youth team. He butt tweets a picture of a rowboat.
May 31: Lescott’s contract at Aston Villa expires. He butt tweets a picture of a covered wagon.