So, Robert took off to New Orleans this week and left the rest of us in charge of Friday Feedback. Realizing that no one else can ever think of a question -- and that we're barely capable of managing to copy and paste from email into a blog post -- he popped back to give us this one:
Halloween was on Wednesday. Give us your best guess as to what one of the Aston Villa players dressed up as.
Aaron: Darren Bent dressed up as Stephen Warnock.
Andrew: I think Christian Benteke must have dressed as a common Belgian street punk because that's the general opinion of him held by those who claim to know him best.
Gareth: Brett Holman put a lot of effort into a costume and it still won't be all that good.
(also, Gareth would like to remind everyone that seeing Clint Dempsey miss a penalty was his favourite moment of this week's round of the League Cup)
Kirsten: Barry Bannan goes as Toad and Marc Albrighton as Yoshi.
Wait, does Toad ever ride Yoshi?
(Matt says he does in Super Mario for Wii and I trust Matt completely).
(Also, this wasn't meant to be as dirty as it sounds upon reading it again. I swear)
Matt: Although it's not a costume, Darren Bent will wear a "I'm With Stupid" shirt and stand as awkwardly close to Paul Lambert as he can get without the manager seeing him. Oh, and Stephen Ireland will go as slutty referee.
Robert: I think Brad Guzan took off his shirt, got some green cargo pants, a fishing pole, and a floppy hat, and dressed up as Vladimir Putin. The problem was, he managed to fool a lot of people and came into control of a major world power: the USMNT.
Click that Putin link. Really.
If anyone has actually come across any players in costume, for goodness sake, share.