I Am Officially Immature: "My concern is Gabby because he again has felt his groin." Well, footballers are always fiddling around down there, Houllier. Agbonlahor is not an unusual case.
Who Would You Play?: Chris Nee names his picks for Villa's five-a-side team. Quite surprised Steve Sidwell isn't on there, Mr. Nee.
Searching For New Pocket Players: Marc Albrighton tells me Barry Bannan is an excellent candidate. I wonder if elf-boy just wants someone on the first team who is smaller than him?
Premier League power rankings from We Ain't Got No History: No, I don't understand half of it, but Villa have moved up a spot so I include the rankings here.