7500 To Holte Fantasy: Get Those Teams Updated

You have until 11:30 BST tomorrow, which is 3:30 AM tonight Pacific Coast time. Wonder what happens if you update your fantasy team after a night of hitting the bars? Could be fun...

Last week The Drogs of War took the lead (that's not a biased name at all) with 70 points.

FC Tortoise United is following closely behind at 67, and I'm really hoping that team is composed of the slowest players in the league because that would certainly be a creative strategy.

CP Villa is hanging on to bronze right now with a respectable 63 points.

Our newest Villa fan is bringing up bottom with Treble With Tribbles. He'll figure it out.

I'm clinging to the Lamps and Dunne strategy which has me in a respectable sixth place. Electric Yellow FC and Monkfish FC, I'm coming for you.