(Note: This post was edited by Aaron at 9:30 P.M. PDT on Friday, July 2nd 2010.)
We apologize for posting the English Premier League fixtures list without paying the Barclay's Premier League an obscene amount of money in exchange for free publicity. Those responsible have been sacked.
BUT WAIT I JUST WANT TO SEE THE MATCHUPS IN ADVANCE WHAT'S WRONG WI-
We apologize for this outburst. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
I MEAN THIS SEEMS REALLY COUNTERPRODUCTIVE WOULDN'T YOU WANT THIS INFORMATION TO BE PUBLICIZED AND BESIDES IT SEEMS LIKE IT WOULD BE PUBLIC DOMAIN ANYWAYS SEEING AS HOW IT'S BEEN RELEASED TO THE PUBLIC AN-
The directors of the firm hired to continue this post after the other people had been sacked, wish it to be known that they have just been sacked.
This post has been completed in an entirely different style at great expense and at the last minute.