Alex McLeish Plans Ahead for 2012-13 Relegation Campaign

NOTTINGHAM, ENGLAND - JULY 23: Karl Henry, shown in his natural habitat. (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)

When I was a child, I remember wondering why homeless people would wander across busy streets, with little regard for oncoming traffic. It was later explained to me that these people had nothing to lose, and therefore were completely unbound to the norms of rational civilization.


In related news, The Guardian reported today that Alex McLeish is interested in acquiring Wolverhampton ligament-botherer Karl Henry. Or, as he's more commonly known: "Karl Henry Has Been Suspended For Three Matches."

Karl Henry Has Been Suspended For Three Matches is probably best known for injuring or attempting to injure most of your favourite footballers. Karl Henry Has Been Suspended For Three Matches formally retired from playing football two seasons ago, but still shows up every week because he likes to hurt people.


When reached for a quote, Alan Hutton said "I'm thrilled someone else will be coming in to help me shoulder this burden. Injuring footballers is a thankless task, but a man's gotta put food on his table."



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