Last night the Aston Villa players gathered for their official awards night, even though the deserved winner of player of the season is on the Galaxy.
We here at 7500 to Holte have also decided to give out some awards, although our winners will be....slightly different. The 7500 Award Show consisted of me announcing the awards standing in front of a mirror in a shirt and tie and no pants.
Our Awards will feature 100% less Alex McLeish and 100% more Gun Goat.
Player Mostly Likely to be Taken Hostage by a 7500 Writer: Alan Hutton
Stephen Ireland Award for Excellence at Being Stephen Ireland: Stephen Ireland
Writer's Player of the Year: Jean Makoun
Birmingham Chamber of Commerce Lifetime Achievement Award: Darren Bent
NASA's Award for Best Satellite Launch: Emile Heskey
"Great Wall" Award for Achievement in Set-Piece Defence: 2 Winners: Stephen Warnock and the Aston Villa Attack
The Reverse Roller Coaster: Gabby Agbonlahor
Australian: Chris Herd
The Carlos Cuellar You Make Me Happy Award: Carlos Cuellar
Gun Goat Award for Being Adorable and Terrifying: Andy Marshall
Young Player of the Year: Enda Stevens
7500 Player of the Year: The Fans. For making it this far in the season without self harming.