Aston Villa are chasing after West Ham player (and captain of the universe) Scott Parker. We all know Parker had an excellent season and if the Irons had had anyone else approaching his talent, they may have managed to stay up. Alas, they are down in the Championship and the midfielder is ready to move on.
Apparently, though, Turkish club Fenerbahce is not good enough for Parker, at least not according to the Daily Mirror, which is of course one of the most reliable news sources around. Considering that Fener actually win titles, maybe he should reconsider this supposed offer.
Seriously, buy a keeper, buy a defender, and then I won't be so gosh darn cranky.