Friday Feedback: The Needs of Stephen Ireland

What is Stephen Ireland missing? How about a clone! (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)

Friday Feedback returns with a question of utmost importance this week. But before we can get to that, I need you to do something, please. Go to this article, and click through the slide show at the top (the arrows to see the next picture are in the picture itself!). Do it. Go ahead. I'll wait.

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Did you look yet? Good! You've done your required reading for this week's Friday Feedback! Now that you've seen the opulent lifestyle of our very own Stephen Ireland, join me below the jump to see what we think is missing from the man's life. And be sure to add your suggestions in the comments. It's a tough task, after all, what do you get for the man who has his very own shoe model?

This week's question: What is Steven Ireland missing from his life?

Aaron: If you will forgive me for being crude, I'm fairly certain that we can all agree that what it is that Stephen Ireland is missing is fairly obvious.

His girlfriend appears to be missing a sufficient amount of self-tanner to insure full coverage.

Gareth: His grandmother.

Kirsten: What is Stephen Ireland lacking? Besides taste, he seems to be missing license plates. He clearly needs all his expendable funds to keep his lady and chiuahaha in glittery jewels, so he better not run afoul of the law and get slapped with foolish fines.

Robert: What can that man be missing from his life? He's got a pool, amazing cars, a beautiful girlfriend, and a princess suite. His fish can use their wet-books with their own built-in WiFi system. What can he possibly need? Well, he might want companionship for the road. Or perhaps he'd like the rest of the money he wanted from Citeh in the Milner move. But really what Stephen is missing is a real dog. That thing is a joke.

 

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So let us know what you think! And better yet, what burning questions do you have for us? They don't have to be serious! But put them in the comments and we'll hopefully get to them next week!

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