I am very confident in my heterosexuality. I like girls. But there are certain players who...well...I have a crush on. Some strictly skills wise, others who I do find attractive, sort of. But I came up with this idea from the disturbing parts of my mind.
I did realize that I have at least one player to play a full XI. So in a 4-2-3-1 formation, here is my Man-Crush team!
Being born in the United States means that I am a USMNT supporter. The amount of times that Timmy has saved the team is worth a man crush alone. This Tweet from Aaron says it all.
Left Back-Gareth Bale
I don't particularly like Spurs, but yeah, he's quite good.
Center Backs-James Collins & Alex
Right Back-Gary Neville
Right Back-Daniel Alves
Basically, I don't want my team defending.
Center Mid-Marouane Fellaini
That afro does it for me.
Center Mid-Frank Lampard
Lamps has always been my favorite Non-Villan. I know Kirsten will co-sign this one.
Left Wing-Lionel Messi
He's the best player in the world, if you don't have a man-crush on him as a player what are you watching. Also I like legos.
Right Wing-Marc Albrighton
This is a Villa blog, do I need to explain myself. Plus I made this.
Attacking Mid-Thomas Muller
This is the German heritage in me coming out. I would love to see his Mannschaft.....I mean watch him play for the Mannschaft. This is awkward.
Center Forward-Dirk Kuyt
Hawt.If there any player you have a man/woman-crush on?